niall horan’s idea of dirty talk is probably whispering the mcdonalds menu to you during sex
Posted on 14th May at 4:20 PM, with 112 notes
Posted on 14th May at 4:14 PM, with 82,498 notes
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
Posted on 11th May at 10:20 PM, with 370 notes
: skytopniall: “why aren’t you putting on your retainer” you asked niall... →
“why aren’t you putting on your retainer” you asked niall as you heard him open the case but quickly close it and put it back on the nightstand. “no reason” he replied while scooting closer to you, he kissed your bare shoulder and all the way up to your neck before hovering over…
Posted on 29th Apr at 7:38 PM, with 44,337 notes
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand
Posted on 27th Apr at 9:52 PM, with 12,167 notes
im laughing so hard they look like those 12 year olds on omegle
“show ur tits for dick”
